Minnesota Temperature Conversion Chart
50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Minnesotans plant gardens.
40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start
Minnesotans drive with the windows down.
32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
Distilled water freezes
Minnesotans water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Minnesotans have the last cookout of the season.
-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)
Minnesotans rent some videos.
-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Minnesota Girl Scouts sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Minnesotans pull down their earflaps.
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Minnesotans get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Minnesotans start asking, "cold enough for ya?"
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Vikings win the Super Bowl